and i just realized how easy it would to get me to fall in love with anyone. so if you're a girl and you want to sweep me off my feet. heres the way to do it.
step 1. wait til the first of december. i will always be available. i'm very bitter in christmas time and always look for a girl to love
step 2. wear boots, tights, short skirt "(not to short) basic cardigan/ sweater, always have a scarf, and have long curly hair.
step 3.on a date, have me pick you up at your place but don't let me meet your parents. parents love me and that is a negative for reasons i will not disclose.
step 4. don't get close to my mom or sister for the first year.
step 5. i prefer the smell of your just washed and conditioned hair over any perfume anyday.
step 6. i will ask you out but i wont be able to make a decision cause i want to get something you like. just make sure we end up at a roadhouse of some kind.
step 7. smile a lot and hold eye contact when i try to make it
step 8. don't ever call it a night. ask what are we gonna do after dinner?
step 9. order desert, cause i dont have the balls to fork out the money unless i have someone to share it with.
step 10. argue with me. its hot
step 11. be ok with the fact that i can't decide on what to do after dinner and help me keep the conversation rolling cause we will drive around for two hours before i park somewhere
step 12. and this is the winner. if you want to seal the deal somehow play the song night moves by bob seiger on my stereo, phone, or ipod and have deep meaningful talks with me with that song on repeat. i will be smitten.
step 13. hug me sometime that night for longer than a minute and you have me.
its simple, you girls. get to it.
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