broke

getting noticed.


i walk through campus everyday and i catch some eyes. i'm not the prettiest guy in the world and i'm not being conceded. but i make serious eye contact everyday. i mean serious. i mean so serious, i catch that watery eye glaze where i just know that she wants to blink and look away but she sees something in my soul that draws her. invites her. or at least thats what i like to belive. the point is that i get eye to eye contact and it's intense. at least 2 full seconds a pop.


90% of the time i never act on these moments, but the ones i do act on turn me down 92% of the time, every time.


i have plenty of stories, but i'll spare you.


anyways, here's the plan. i'm gonna start staring at girls. instead of looking them in the eyes and turning away after a glance. i'm gonna straight creep the next girl who decides she'll check me out. i'm talking stare at her for like an hour. she'll either respond to my advances or run off and never look at a guy again until she finds the one. this will be a great thing for guys everywhere.

anyways, i don't know why this font got bigger and i can't fix this so this is more important. some girl walked up the other day at school and sat down in front of me while i was waiting for class at school. she started pulling art supplies out of her backpack and started drawing. so i decided to talk to her cause she was pretty attractive. i asked her, "you an art student?"

all she said was "yeah. my boyfriends in commercial music." true story. she shot me fast in record time. i never had a chance. never have i approached a girl that i didn't know and it be even remotely successful. in fact, everytime i have, i have been humiliated. guys, never approach girls. instead, creep them on facebook and educate yourselves on the girl. that way you know what you're up against.

some tips i've learned as a successful facebook creeper.

-always check the relationship status. sometimes the one under info isn't true. some girls are married to rock starts, friends or guys they think they love. for a more accurate status. check pictures for a guy that is in a lot of them, then check the profile pics. if he is in there chances are they're dating. but be look for the beautiful crop out. the picture that  she cropped the reaccuring guy was in the picture, but she thinks that he's not profile cuteness worthy. this a sign of single. also heavily monitor the comments.

-make sure she's hot. this speaks for itself. guys are attracted to different characteristics. thats cool, but make sure you're creeping someone that has all the traits worth creepin.

-this is vital. check the mom. you want a girl who ages well so the mom is a good idea of what she will look like. how? most moms are on facebook and they can be found under the info and are usually linked on the creeped girls page. if not, try the prom or formal photo albums. girls 90% of the time take pictures of their mom before they leave the house. these pictures are usually at the top of the album.

-make sure she's not spam

- know her age. again. sometime the profile lies. resort to pictures, interests and comments.

-do not poke the girl. ever.

- find out who she hangs with. then find someone you know that hangs with her, or her friends. slowly wiggle your way through the society to meet her. hang out with friends to meet their friends and then meet their friends who know her. it takes time, but so did the wall of china.

- lastly, seal the deal. start talking. sparingly at first. but let communication grow as her infatuation.

hope this helps.